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All Rep. Dan Goldman (D-N.Y.) wanted was a cup of coffee. But as it turned out, the New York City coffee shop he ambled into turned out to be a den of fascists.
Proud of what it did, Poetica Coffee on Lorimer Street in Brooklyn thumped its chest on Facebook, posting a photo of Goldman standing coffeeless in the shop, along with the notice that the $9.82 he had shelled out for a cup of coffee had been duly refunded.
“Hey Congressman Dan Goldman,” the java slingers wrote contemptuously, “we see that you stopped by our shop today for a coffee. Do you see how it doesn’t taste like genocide juice? Or are you still having a hard time telling the difference?”
Genocide juice. See, Goldman, despite being a far-left Democrat, is Jewish and pro-Israel, and therefore, in the tiny, hate-filled minds of Poetica Coffee owner Parviz Mukhamadkulov and his staff, he must endorse the genocide that Israel has supposedly been carrying out of the Palestinian Arabs in Gaza.
The fact that there is no genocide, and that West Point Prof. John Spencer and others have found that Israel has been more successful in avoiding civilian casualties than any other modern military force, cuts no ice at Poetica Coffee. At Poetica, they’re pure. They don’t associate with or serve political undesirables. If you’re not far, far to the left and a wholehearted supporter of the jihad against Israel, no coffee for you.
“See,” said the world’s most politically correct coffee shop, “here at Poetica, we don’t serve racists, fascists, homophobes, genocide enablers, or anyone in between. Too bad we didn’t recognize you right away, or we would have turned you away. We issued you a refund—we don’t need your money (it’s probably coming from AIPAC anyways). Enjoy your loss on Tuesday.” Yeah, Goldman is facing a primary challenge. “Don’t ever come to Poetica.” Or else what?
The funny thing is, if Goldman had been given the opportunity to sit down over a cup of coffee with Parviz Mukhamadkulov, they would have found themselves agreeing about pretty much everything other than Israel. When a couple of Muslims, under the inspiration of the Islamic State (ISIS) tried to commit a jihad massacre among a crowd of anti-Sharia protestors, the establishment media coverage strongly implied that the bombers had been targeting Muslim Mayor Zohran Mamdani, and Goldman duly rushed to judgment in his desire to jump on the anti-Islamophobia bandwagon: “This is pure, blatant Islamophobia. This sort of hateful violence must be universally condemned, and those responsible should be apprehended and prosecuted. I’m glad the Mayor and his family are safe.”
Over three months later, long after the media hoax was exposed and the true identities and motives of the bombers revealed, that post is still up on Goldman’s X page. Why let the facts get in the way of a politically useful narrative?
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Istanbul_Chick says
The owner is a mohammadan from Uzbekitan who pushes “refugee resettlement.” Meaning, he’s one of those being allowed (by our corrupt and compromised government) to lift the tent to let the camel get inside.
Just another hostile alien who needs to be ejected and denaturalized if applicable.
https://www.linkedin.com/in/parviz-mukhamadkulov-2913a7112/
Istanbul_Chick says
*Uzbekistan. Missed the “s.”
Also, this enemy combatant owns SEVEN locations in New York.
We need to stop our government from allowing this to satisfy their greed for Arab oil money.
ploome says
and FWIW,
Dan Goldman
Daniel is an heir to the Levi Strauss & Co. fortune and is the first cousin once removed of San Francisco mayor Daniel Lurie, another member of the Levi Strauss family.[9][10]
………does mohammed wear jeans?
Istanbul_Chick says
Only if they allow him quick access to underage girls.
ploome says
and FWIW,
Dan Goldman
Daniel is an heir to the Levi Strauss & Co. fortune and is the first cousin once removed of San Francisco mayor Daniel Lurie, another member of the Levi Strauss family.[9][10]
………does mohammed wear jeans?
GE says
Good one Istanbul Chick!
Best one I’ve heard so far today—
tgusa says
Goldman went on CNN to denounce the lack of civility in politics. The coffee shop is democrat/leftist. Goldman is democrat/leftist. Dan is trying to drag up all in to the democrat civil war but we choose not to play. You are on your own Danny boy.
9.82 for a cup of coffee. Idiots. The coffee shop owes the state of New York almost $400,000 in unpaid sales tax. They have had a bunch of sanitation problems as well. Sanitation problems at a coffee shop. Idiots.
The owner is an immigrant from Uzbekistan. We have a good number of problem immigrants these days in the USA. I’m no fan of Dan but he is not a problem immigrant, he is just a run of the mill, bargain basement, democrat/leftist, problem. Dan is considered a face of rage in his party. Face of rage meets face of rage. What a shame. It couldn’t happen to more deserving people.
From the Internet: “The radical leftist owner of a woke Brooklyn coffee shop that boasts about discriminating against pro-Israel Jewish customers on social media has a history of deranged anti-Israel LinkedIn posts — including accusing the Jewish state of genocide and comparing it to Nazi Germany.”
1. Owes NY almost $400,000 in taxes
2. Accused Israel of doing 9/11
3. Donated to Graham Platner
4. Been repeatedly cited by NYC health inspectors
Meanwhile in Gaza it’s party time.
https://youtu.be/Q7wXGpaIOxQ?si=VnHEJibhN16saZMi
They certainly aren’t starving.
ploome says
so that is what “genocide” looks like
hmmmmm
tgusa says
Yep. Put some steak shrimp and veggies on the bbq and pretend it is a genocide.
tgusa says
We here at Jihad Watch have called it Pallywood for a long time. Long ago they had a funeral parade where the martyred corpse fell out of the coffin and ran away. It was captured on video but since then the video has disappeared from the Internet. Cant find that video now.
tgusa says
The democrat/leftists have embraced socialism and there is a Civil war going on between traditional democrats and the socialists. Trad dems are terrified of the socialists so the socialists will probably win. Then the socialists can start a Civil war with us. Here is an AI simulation of a second US Civil war.
https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/2069504005445980168
࿗Infidel࿘ says
I normally would be sympathetic towards any Jew (or non-muslim) targeted in this way. But not towards Dan Goldman, who has displayed TDS despite Trump moving the embassy, recognizing the Golan Heights & taking out Suleimani. It would have been one thing had Goldman hated Trump for what he’s doing not, but that’s not been the story w/ him. Maybe Goldman could have gotten Mamdani to come w/ him, so that he could have gotten served the coffee
And yeah, he’s bitching about someone on his side: the Uzbek in question wasn’t likely a follower of Tucker Carlson or Nick Fuentes. And yeah, if he’s not a citizen, then he should be put on the next flight to Toshkent. That coffee shop could either hire minimum wage Americans (maybe even college Juniors or Seniors), or introduce more automated kiosks, like McD or BK
tgusa says
Goldman has lost the primary to a Mamdani backed democratic socialist. This is in spite of the fact that there is no such thing as democratic socialism. They saw a not very bright weak horse in the democrat party/democrat voters and mounted it.
tgusa says
Article IV, Section 4 of the U.S. Constitution — the Guarantee Clause — requires the United States to “guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government”
I dont know why they are getting away with it. Socialism is not a Republican form of government.