Dartmouth Business School Turns Down an Antisemitic Lunatic, and He Sues 

Antisemitism both causes, and can be caused by, mental illness. A recent example, both hilarious and horrifying, comes from fair Dartmouth, where an applicant to the Tuck Business School was turned down, and has now sued Dartmouth because, he says, “the Jews” prevented him from being accepted. More on this madness — too bad we don’t know the madman’s name — can be found here: “Dartmouth rejects claims Jews blocked man’s admission, judge calls safety fears ‘not credible,’” by Damien Fisher, New Hampshire Journal, June 18, 2026:

A global conspiracy of “Jewish supremacists” is preventing a Los Angeles man from attending the Tuck School of Business at Dartmouth College, according to a lawsuit filed in the US District Court in Concord.

The plaintiff filed his lawsuit under the John Doe pseudonym to protect himself from the supposedly deadly conspirators. But that could change. On Friday, Judge Stephen McAuliffe ruled that there is no compelling legal reason to allow the lawsuit to proceed anonymously.

“Doe does assert that his physical safety will be threatened if he is not allowed to proceed pseudonymously because ‘Jews commonly harm or murder their opposers.’ But, those allegations, unsupported by any particularized evidentiary showing, are, to put it charitably, not credible,” McAuliffe wrote.

Hey, don’t you think that John Doe thinks that Judge McAuliffe must be Jewish? Otherwise, why is he treating him so badly?

Doe’s original complaint against Dartmouth claims he was rejected from the business school despite having good grades. He is, of course, representing himself.

Of course, grades are not the only criterion considered in weighing applicants for higher education. So is sanity. And in that category, John Doe leaves a great deal to be desired.

Plaintiff applied with a GMAT test score higher than 99% of test-takers and higher than approximately 95% of 2024’s entering class. Plaintiff applied with an undergraduate GPA within the normal range of admitted students and a long career of impressive and unique accomplishments. Despite Plaintiff’s outstanding qualifications, Dartmouth notified Plaintiff on May 2, 2024, that his application for admission was denied,” Doe states.

One would like to know what Doe means when he describes himself as having “a long career of impressive and unique accomplishments.” Doe is very impressed with Doe, who stands very high in Doe’s opinion, but we’ll need to know a bit more than his opinion about himself if we are to be similarly impressed. So far his lawsuit suggests that the only educational institution he is fit for is what is known as the Laughing Academy.

The obvious reason for the rejection, according to Doe, is that he is a White gentile.

“Nearly all ‘White’ students at Dartmouth, including the business school, are Jews. Non-Jewish Whites are nearly completely excluded from admission unless they meet a few criteria that are not required of Jews or non-Whites: they must be female, they must be queer, or they must be veterans of the US armed forces,” Doe claims.

How does Doe come by this knowledge? Does he have class lists for all the students at the Tuck Business School for, say, the last ten years, complete with the racial and religious identities of those thousands of students? Of course not. It’s simply his belief,” or his “impression” from — well, god only knows from what. His antisemitism is nicely blended with a persecution complex. The Jews not only keep him out of the business schools he wants to attend, but will keep him from ever getting a good job, or from attracting investors for any business he might start. And they have even tried to assassinate him.

Doe’s complaint against Dartmouth is rife with antisemitic, unfounded claims: Jews oppressed and enslaved the ancient Egyptians; the Holocaust is fictional; Jews committed genocide against Germans during World War II; and Jews murdered President John F. Kennedy.

Even just one of those crazed beliefs would make admission committees everywhere —outside Iran and Afghanistan — unanimously decide that Doe is unfit for admission.

Poor guy. He can’t get admitted anywhere. Jews run the committees that turned him down. And then, when in the future he tries to get a job, he just knows that he won’t be hired. Again, Jews in HR will prevent it. And if he tries to start a business, those Jews will prevent him from getting any funding for his startup. How does he know this? Oh, he just knows. Jews are trying to stop him at every turn. And if you have to ask how he knows all this, your expression of skepticism means that you, too, have been brainwashed by those all-powerful Jews. He just does. His sources of such information must, of course, remain secret. But of course Doe could always go abroad. There are business schools in almost all of the 57 member states of the Organization of Islamic Cooperation. At least a few would welcome him, precisely because of his views. Think of Birzeit University, think of Al-Quds.

Doe insists in his submission to the court:

“Plaintiff may have already survived an assassination attempt by Jewish agents. Through a series of unlikely events, seemingly contrived by apparently conspiring Jews, Plaintiff was enticed by an attractive, busty Jewess and wet his mouth with a drink of partially unknown provenance. Hours later, Plaintiff experienced overwhelming fatigue and ‘twilight consciousness’ for hours – an event never experienced by Plaintiff prior or since. Plaintiff suspects he was poisoned by Jews,” he wrote.

Did his antisemitism drive him crazy, or did his craziness cause his antisemitism? Or did both happen — going together, as the song says, like a horse and carriage — at the same time? You be the judge.