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Even the most artful and biting of satirists — say, Jonathan Swift, or Mark Twain — would be dumbfounded at this story, but this isn’t satire at all. It’s just another day in our age of absurdity.
The Daily Mail reported Tuesday that “a Canadian terrorist who burst into a military recruitment service and stabbed soldiers has been given permission to fly to Saudi Arabia and Somalia – even though officials say he ‘continues to pose a significant threat to public safety.’”
They seem to think that the trip will do Ayanle Hassan Ali good, as it will help him become a more devout and observant Muslim, and what could possibly be the problem with that?
This ridiculous comic opera began when Ali “entered the Canadian Forces Recruiting Centre in Toronto in March 2016, and immediately attacked the corporal who was seated at the entrance, repeatedly punching him in the head and using a kitchen knife to slash and stab at the soldier. He then fought off other soldiers who tried to take him down.”
After all this, Ali helpfully explained his motivation, telling arresting offers that “Allah told me to do this. “Allah told me to come here and kill people.”
Anyone who thinks Allah would possibly tell anyone to do such a thing must be crazy, right? After all, it’s a religion of peace! And so “in May 2018, Ali was found not criminally responsible on three counts of attempted murder, as well as two counts of assault causing bodily harm, two counts of assault with a weapon and possession of a weapon for a dangerous purpose due to his schizophrenia diagnosis.”
That was eight years ago, however, and now he has fully recovered, and “is planning to go on a pilgrimage to Mecca with his father and meet a potential bride his dad found for him in Somalia on a three-week long trip.” The Daily Mail tells us that “the Ontario Review Board heard earlier this month how Ali, who is Muslim, wants to travel abroad ‘to facilitate a meeting with a woman as his father has been working on arranging a possible marriage with a woman who resides in Somalia.”
The Review Board was as solicitous as it could be of this man who wanted to kill for Allah: “Mr. Ali has advised that this is not uncommon in his culture and the marriage would only proceed if both parties were agreeable. He is hopeful he will be able to travel to Somalia over the upcoming reporting year for an introductory meeting with the woman.” It was decided that Ali would be permitted to make the trip.
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Rob R says
Like you said these Canadians are totally beyond parody now.
Hey guys, I know it’s cold and your most famous people are either Celine Dion, or fake wrestlers called Hart who retired 20 years.
but jeez come on. There’s no need for this.
jerry glenn says
Canada takes the lead in the international Islamopandering derby.
Westman says
Obviously the damage to Canadian military personnel is of no consequence when inflicted by a Muslim with mental problems like so many other jihadis possess. Of course, the injured and their relatives must agree or be considered un-Canadian.
Though formerly against electroshock therapy, this appears to be a case where the usage could be of significant benefit, particularly if administered until steaming vapors of Quranic influence are observed. This would also save a potential bride from the Quranic effects of 4:34
SKA says
If “Allah” is talking directly to this Muslim wouldn’t that be claim that he is a “prophet?” If so is he not denying the doctrine that Muhammad is the final prophet? Problematic for an Islamic perspective!
nicholas william tesdorf says
Well, what could possibly go wrong after a visit to Mecca??
Conan the Librarian says
Let him go so Saudi and Somalia, and then put him on a no-fly list, so he can’t re-enter Canada.
Voltaic says
” He then fought off other soldiers who tried to take him down.”
????
Was the floor slippery?
Does Canada have a different definition of “soldier”.
40 rounds says
Thought the same thing, soldiers probably didn’t want to get charged with assault, see, us westerners are always supposed to take it up the arse when dealing with muslims
narf says
Why is the Western culture so determined to destroy itself? Is it because we have become complacent and lazy with our “blessed” lifestyles? What ever happened to the biblical message … and eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth…?????