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Sen. John N. Kennedy (R-La.) is easily the funniest guy in the United States Senate, and would be the most hilarious politician in all of Washington were it not for the wit who currently occupies the Oval Office. Of course, most of his competition in this regard is no competition at all, as politicians are historically likely to be people who take themselves altogether too seriously.
Today’s Democrats in particular are some of the sourest, unpleasant, and humorless people on the entire planet, so weighed down are they with the noble and never-ending struggle against Orange Man Bad, borders, gender, sanity, and common sense. And nobody, and I mean nobody, takes himself or herself or ximself more seriously than the average leftist who thinks that he (or she or xe) is nobly defending — well, not exactly the nation, which they want to leave borderless and defenseless, but at very least all the people who think the right thoughts and check all the proper boxes for the correct candidates — from the spread of “fascism.”
It’s doubtful that even a tiny percentage of these po-faced, self-righteous, self-important clowns even know what fascism is, but whatever, dude. They’re still busy saving us from it, and one of our principal saviors is none other than Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-The Queensboro), who recently went down in flames at the Munich Security Conference. After AOC sputtered and stuttered and hemmed and hawed and faked her way through an answer to a question about whether the U.S. should defend Taiwan militarily in the event of an attack from Communist China, President Donald Trump commented acidly: “Her performance was horrible. I was surprised, actually. I didn’t know she was stupid.”
One who did know that, however, was Sen. Kennedy, and on Friday, he didn’t hold back. “The Congresswoman,” Kennedy said as Charles Hurt of Fox News chuckled in the background, “is kind of like Vice President Kamala Harris, but with more bartending experience.” If you’d like a word salad with your beer, you’ll be happy to know that Kennedy was just getting warmed up.
“She has never been accused,” Kennedy continued, “of being a policy maven. You put her in a presidential primary with Elizabeth Warren or Rahm Emanuel, they will devour her like a light snack.” The senator then added semi-apologetically: “I probably shouldn’t say this, but she can get me back.” No doubt about that, but can AOC be as funny as John Neely Kennedy? Not a chance? Will she even try, or just huff and puff about how evil Republicans are lowering the civil tone of our august legislative bodies? The smart money is on the self-righteous posturing.
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ed says
One would be hard pressed to find a rock as dumb as AOC
Kepha says
AOC probably believes that white, English-speaking, Protestant Spaniards stole the native language of the Taino, Nahua, Otomi, Zapoteca, etc. and brought it back to Europe…
truth says
Kennedy talks a good game but he’s not really achieved much. republicans never do when they have all 3 branches. They could pass voter id but mitch won’t let them. America is dead and republicans are as much at fault as democrats. It’s actually sad how weak of a party the republican party is. We gave trump a mandate to remove tens of millions of people and he’s not on pace to surpass obama in deportations. I hate this government top to bottom both sides..
࿗Infidel࿘ says
On the immigration front, I’d say he’s a success. It’s neither his fault nor the Republicans if you have activist judges sabotaging him, and then getting somewhat backed by SCOTUS. Unless you think that Republicans should do what Obama did and simply ignore SCOTUS rulings. And I’d question your assertion that the GOP has the judicial branch: Roberts and Barrett are complete loose cannons, and President Trump made a mistake by nominating her just to do a woman-for-woman for Ginsberg
somehistory says
In my opinion, women shouldn’t be chosen for jobs or positions simply because they are women.
In the ancient days of Israel, Moses chose men as judges to help sort out disputes.
Jesus chose twelve men to be His apostles.
And a very interesting thing during the days before Israel had an earthly king happened that featured two women.
Judges chapter 4
there were no women like aoc who had such serious jobs to do in Israel.
King David did have a wife who displayed nonsense much like aoc and others in politics today.
And ginsberg was totally evil.
James Lincoln says
AOC also said that Venezuela was “below the equator”.
Golly Gee, I didn’t know that…
࿗Infidel࿘ says
Geography, in addition to geopolitics, ain’t her strong suit
OLD GUY says
I’ll bet she’s not even good at strip poker, can’t keep her mouth shut long enough.