Why settle for feeding Somali kids in Minneapolis, when we can also feed them in Somalia?
We’ve tried everything so far to stop global warming and it hasn’t worked…
1. We renamed it ‘Climate Change’
2. We banned plastic bags
3. We banned lightbulbs
4. We banned cars (at least in California)
5. We made a Swedish dwarf into a celebrity but she abandoned the planet to support Hamas
Meanwhile the planet has melted. The seas have risen. And the only 8.1 billion survivors are located on small strips of land between the Atlantic, Pacific, Indian and several other oceans.
All that’s left is free school lunches for Somalia. Handing out free meals to Somalis in Minnesota cost $250 million in fraud. Just imagine how green school lunches for Somalia will be.
Following a high-level discussion at The Rockefeller Foundation on the margins of the 80th session of the United Nations General Assembly, the governments of Brazil, France, and Somalia, as well as the World Food Program (WFP) released a joint statement calling for the integration of resilient and regenerative school meals into national climate policies to address nutrition insecurity and unlock markets needed to transition to a more resilient food system.
This is what happens when you outsource policy to a random number generator. Add resilient and regenerative heroin into national climate policies to transition to a more resilient drug trafficking system. Add resilient and regenerative Iranian nukes into national climate policies to transition to a more resilient nuclear attack (the Rockefellers are fans of that one.) Add resilient and regenerative prostitution into national climate policies to transition to a more resilient political development scheme for Washington D.C.
Anyway the key name in there is the UN’s World Food Program which has faked more famines than a dieting teenage girl trying to skip class.
Despite claims by the UN that half of Yemen’s children were “severely malnourished” and that 85,000 children had died from malnutrition, the country’s population actually shot up from 30 million to 39 million.
Last December, Cindy McCain, the executive director of the World Food Program, claimed that the organization could “use $17 billion right now” because “people in Syria will starve to death.”
McCain and the WFP have also been insisting that Afghanistan was on the verge of famine, and once again blamed President Trump’s aid cuts (that were benefiting the Taliban). Back in 2021, Cindy McCain tweeted, “millions of people in Afghanistan are facing starvation this winter.”
They didn’t starve to death in Afghanistan, in Syria, in Gaza, in Somalia, in Yemen or anywhere else.
On to Somalia then. I bet there’s lots of fake kids to feed there.
“The school meals agenda is a prime example of how public and private partners are working hand in hand to move the 2030 agenda forward,” said H.E. Minister Reem Alabali Radovan, Minister for Economic Cooperation and Development for the Government of Germany. “We are here today because we all believe in the transformative power that school meals have for people and their communities. Let’s join forces to ensure that every child receives a healthy school meal so they can all learn and flourish.”
Yes, you read that right. Germany.
“Somalia is firmly committed to expanding our national school meals program as a cornerstone of our efforts to end classroom hunger and strengthen the vital link between true education nutrition and economic performance. School meals are not just about food, but they are about dignity, opportunity and brighter future for every Somali child.” — H.E. Farah Sheikh Abdulkadir, Minister of Education, Culture, and Higher Education for the Government of the Federal Republic of Somalia.
And good news. 42% of Somali kids get school meals.
Launched in 2003, Somalia’s school meal programme started with just 4,000 children. By 2023, with international support, the programme had grown to reach 197,000 children
That sounds eerily familiar. I wonder why.
In 2019, Feeding Our Future distributed $3.4 million in taxpayer food aid funds to the non-profits it was sponsoring, In 2020, that shot up to $42 million and then up to $197 million in 2021.
These were impressive numbers for a charity that seemed to focus on Somalis in Minnesota.
The Feds staked out various Feeding Our Future meal sites and found no one at the places that were supposed to be feeding 50,000 children
At its peak Safari claimed to be feeding 6,000 children a day. That’s a lot of children. Documents note that the Somali eatery claimed to be serving a comparable number of meals to “the entire St. Paul public school district.”
Why settle for feeding Somali kids in Minneapolis, when we can also feed all the kids in Somalia too? Whether or not they exist.
The moral of the story is we really need to stop sending money to the UN’s WFP program unless we got tired of all the USAID scams, the fake famine in Gaza and now bringing Minneapolis to Somalia.
somehistory says
The so-called ‘feeding our future’ supposedly fed one-sixth of all the kids in the entire city….at one location.
I’ve been in school cafeterias…as have most posters, I’m guessing….and I can’t imagine any one of them feeding 6 thousand children a hot lunch.
Did the 6 thousand kids live in the neighborhood close to the feeding trough? Or did they have to be bussed in? Who bussed them? How did the local traffic handle so many busses arriving for lunch?
Of course, the thieving muzzies didn’t feed any such number of children. They may have fed their own, but even that would have to be proved.
Any thinking person who was approving the money, should have been asking questions and just for one moment *imagining* how this feeding so many children could possibly happen….and then say no-way.
As for feeding the children in somalia….that too is a fake plan designed to rip off taxpayers who ‘worked hard for the money’ and yet, have no say in how it’s spent.
Keys says
Another splendid idea from the UN! Since 90% of adult males in Somalia chew Khat, the UN should provide a “Khat for Kids” program as well. And with food being shipped in, there will be less need for farmers, so why not import some “Fulani herdsmen” to help out. So glad for the UN. /sarc
somehistory says
Yes, Keys, those ‘herdsmen’ don’t want to kill their cattle, and since all of the farmers are dead, the fulani need food…kids’ school lunches….paid for by wkw.
KK says
The UN in their infamous wisdom is more than willing to give money to the sinking ships around the world will solve problems of the climate and hunger is absolutely ludicrous. They out used their charter practically from the onset. Money where’s pure and simple.
Troybeam says
United Nations has become a disillusioned group of entitled to tell the world what its needs to do: school lunches to Somalia to stop global warming.
WTF: what does lunches and global warming have to do with each other?
Talk about so far out there that nothing they say or do makes any common sense.
Time to disband them or leave. Vote to disband them.
Keys says
“WTF: what does lunches and global warming have to do with each other?”
They’ll be “cold” lunches only, of course; and overseas transportation will be by ships with sails, then canoed to the schools or carried by Bwana’s pack animals.
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Fight global warming and save starving kids at the same! Who could vote against that? What a scam!
somehistory says
The food will be dead cows….dried…jerky….because so many cattle are helping to cause global something called “climate.” That weather thingy kids were once taught in school.
Huh?!? says
You can’t make this stuff up. All this is doing is padding the pockets of some bureaucrats.
GE says
Yep. Follow the money—
WPM says
All these do goobers that “retired” from government office want their take running “nonprofits” and skimming the cream of money to “feed ” the children .Between the officials in the western world getting their take ,their friends and relatives and the warlords running these third world failed nations the kids are lucky if the see just a few cans of beans! Africa and Africans where better off when stable European countries had them as colonies then the warlords ,communist , jihadist and associated nutcases running the show now.! Africa has some of the riches soil ,it has minerals ,oil ,rare earth for batteries ,if it had stable governments with western values it would flourish .Move the UN out of NYC ,have America stop all funding to these boondoggles ,WHO can go pound sand if European Union wants to fund this nonsense go for it. If the Europeans “feel guilty ” about their former colonies and want to pay for this never ends money laundering scam go for it, America never had colonies there .As far as the slave trade before 1860 to America the slaves where captured and sold by other Africans I have zero guilt because I never held slaves none of my great great grand parents held them either.
Taffy says
Instead of providing the Somalis free lunch, make them work for their money and food. Here’s a suggestion: If the Somali pirates can hijack a single US Navy Arleigh Burke-class destroyer, I’m sure the ransom would be $100,000,000or more. That would feed many Somali children hot school lunches, even if the pirates kept 90%. I hear that there are several in the Indian Ocean now for the taking. That should be about as easy as a novice harvesting a deer in the Pennsylvania woods near the New York border. Go get ‘em!!!
ploome says
if the Somalis cannot feed their children, maybe we should send them contraceptives?
and if they cannot feed the children they have, how can they educate them? or employ them?
or are they just breeding them to send them to Europe and America so we can support them?
and they can enrich our culture by imposing theirs?
࿗Infidel࿘ says
Maybe send them people, pretending to be muslim and claiming to do FGMs, but actually doing tubal ligation, permanently sterilizing them. It should do wonders
࿗Infidel࿘ says
Make all this proposed money come out of the pockets of UN employees, starting w/ Gutierrez on downwards, and touching every starry eyed tween who decides to join the UN, be it as employee or volunteer. Stop getting it out of the tax base of member countries. Once that happens, it’ll be amazing to see how scaled down these proposals get
OLD GUY says
Just another UN money pit.