“A historic moment for Syrians” in which they once again got to experience the irrelevance of elections.
If Joe Biden had really wanted to win in 2024, he should have run in Syria. But the Al Qaeda/ISIS HTS Jihadis got there first, took over Syria (with Turkish backing) and excitingly just held their first election.
I know the suspense is killing you. Which is still better than Al-Jolani or whatever the Al Qaeda leader serving as president is calling himself these days… killing you.
Syria experienced a free and fair election in which the Druze and the Kurds couldn’t vote since the ‘voting’ in their areas was postponed.
The voting took place under a decree issued by President Al-Qaeda, I’m sorry Ahmed al-Sharaa (that’s what Al-Jolani began calling himself once he bought a suit, it gets confusing when terrorists take over countries) and was overseen by the fair and impartial Higher Committee for the Syrian People’s Assembly Elections appointed by the Al Qaeda leader.
The candidates, who are members of the Syrian ‘Electoral College’, were chosen by the ‘Electoral College’ except for the one-third who will be appointed by President Al Qaeda. (Sorry, Al-Jolani, no sorry, Ahmed al-Sharaa.)
Al-Sharaa called the elections in which the votes didn’t matter and the results were meaningless, just like Democratic Party primaries, “a historic moment for Syrians” in which they once again got to experience the sheer irrelevance of rigged elections.
So, Ahmed al-Biden for Syrian president in 2028. Finally an election he can win.
ApathyRulesTheWorld says
They will be building tunnels after they have purged the country of infidels.
Patrick says
What a scam, perpetuated by Al-Sharaa, to fool the ignorant/complicit world. Islamic influence throughout the world, is at an all time HIGH, while the President of the USA invites Al-Sharaa into the White Hose to serve on a Christian panel. WTF!?!
Muslims have invaded the world, they filter into every aspect of living within each country, to lie, deceive, and subvert us to further Islam. Islam is totalitarian, therefore, Muslims aggressively do everything they can, to control us, fool us.
To date, they’ve fooled most Republicans, including Trump and his administration, therefore, they’ve fooled America. The Islamic totalitarian civilization has deceived America.
Ernie says
Willful ignorance of most Western “leaders” . Corruption in high places…. Political leaders, , religious leaders…the mass media , teachers…..
࿗Infidel࿘ says
Much like the elections that the Assads used to win, w/ 90+% of the vote
Dietydale says
I will never understand under any circumstances why world leaders allowed this demonic monster to take over Syria… And provide him with millions and millions of dollars.
This son of a bitch should be bombed right out of the palace while he’s sitting in his slippers.
gravenimage says
Many knew that Assad was a violent dictator–and so desperately hoped that if anyone ousted him that they would be peaceful and democratic–not Jihad terrorists who are *much worse*. Politics as wishful thinking…what could possibly go wrong?
࿗Infidel࿘ says
There is no way Syria was going to be taken over by anybody even resembling Emiratis or Omanis, given the mixture that they had there – sunni jihadists, Baathist Alawites, Kurds, Druze, Turkmen, Syriac Christians and so on. Only surprise possibly was the extent to which the Assads depended on Hizbullah: maybe he could have done more to prevent Hizbullah from opening up a second front against Israel while it was battering Hamas. Given that he had some quiet DMZs b/w him and Israel, and Russia had pretty much vacated Syria
gravenimage says
Al Qaeda Holds Fake ‘Election’ in Syria
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Sounds about right to me…
alberto gorin says
western world wake up
skeptiker says
In EU-Europa werden Wahlen auch zur Farce, wenn oppositionelle Parteien verboten oder deren Spitzenkandidaten vom passiven Wahlrecht ausgeschlossen werden.