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Those who set fire to Teslas, Attorney General Pam Bondi said Thursday, will “face the full force of the law” for taking out their ire against Elon Musk and Donald Trump by destroying the vehicles of Americans who may not support either man. “The days of committing crimes without consequence have ended,” Bondi said. “Let this be a warning: if you join this wave of domestic terrorism against Tesla properties, the Department of Justice will put you behind bars.” Does that go for those who have publicly incited and approved of this domestic terrorism? In other words, should Jimmy Kimmel be behind bars?
To be sure, many people think Kimmel deserves a good long stretch in the slammer for being so painfully unfunny. He is just another one of the legions of left-wing ideologues masquerading as comedians, and his late-night show is bearable only for as long as it takes to switch to another channel. As if all that wasn’t enough, however, now Kimmel has started constructing a convincing case for being charged as a domestic terrorist.
Kimmel said: “Our co-president Elon Musk” — haha, Jimmy, wow, that’s such an original take, how did you ever think of that? — “sent a Space-X vehicle to bring the astronauts back, and when they landed, he fired them immediately upon landing.” Wow, this guy is a nonstop laugh riot! See? He’s saying, like, DOGE is bad! The man is a comedic genius!
Kimmel plowed on: “Tesla stock is way down, almost disastrously so,” he announced, and his audience of knee-jerk leftist lemmings (who else would go see Jimmy Kimmel’s show live?) started cheering. “People have been vandalizing Tesla vehicles, new Tesla vehicles. Please, don’t vandalize, don’t ever vandalize Tesla vehicles.” Then Kimmel stopped and gave the camera an ironic look, making it abundantly clear that what he really wanted was for his mindless leftist followers to go out and vandalize Teslas.
Elon Musk noted the obvious about Kimmel: “He’s such an unfunny jerk.” Kimmel then doubled down, claiming that Musk was “trying to drum up sympathy for himself” and proceeding to justify the attacks on Teslas: “When you pull out a chainsaw to celebrate firing thousands of people, they get mad.”
Kimmel also played — you guessed it! — the “Jan. 6 insurrection” card: “I mentioned last night multiple Teslas were burned at a Tesla facility in Las Vegas. Authorities are now investigating which Teslas were set on fire — and which set themselves on fire.” Haw haw! “And while no one should be setting anything on fire, ever, people are mad at Elon Musk for randomly and gleefully putting thousands of Americans out of work, including veterans. But the MAGA gang – which has been very against any kind of violent protest since January 7, was it? 2021? That’s when they started being against it, they are highly upset.”
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Ron says
Some folks should practice silence. For when they speak they remove any doubt as to their IQ level.
Know when to speak is an art.
Knowing what to say is an art.
Knowing what to say when is a bunch of art!
Brent Horton says
Kimmel is your classic leftwing Betacuck.
somehistory says
True comedians tell funny stories and help people relieve stress and tension in causing laughter.
Perhaps if he got arrested for incitement, he and others like him would learn what is expected of law-abiding citizens.
And on another note, Trump has removed security clearancces…(why did it take so long?)….for biden, harris, h clinton, blinken, a. bragg, and a bunch of other slugs.
Wellington says
From Johnny Carson, the best late-night host there ever was, to Jimmy Kimmel has been a descent of the first dimension. Carson was great and Kimmel is simply awful. Compounding Kimmel’s lack of talent is the fact that he is a total jerk, and perhaps a criminal total jerk at that.
࿗Infidel࿘ says
The last good, and probably greatest comedians I can recall are Seinfeld and Leno. Everyone after that was pure crap
James Lincoln says
Wellington,
Even Jay Leno – who is actually pretty talented – said that he’s “no Johnny Carson”.
Jay knows that Johnny was the absolute gold standard of “late-night”.
James Lincoln says
Wellington,
Even Jay Leno – who is actually pretty talented – said that he’s “no Johnny Carson”.
Jay knows that Johnny was the absolute gold standard of “late-night”.
somehistory says
I liked David Brenner. He was so funny.
According to the wiki
“The most frequent guest on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson in the 1970s and 1980s, Brenner “was a pioneer of observational comedy.” His friend, comedian Richard Lewis, described Brenner as “the king of hip, observational comedy.”
James Lincoln says
somehistory,
Interestingly, this is the first time that I have ever heard the term “observational comedy”.
To me, it is the absolute funniest. “Ordinary everyday people” going about their “ordinary day” can 100% relate to this.
Along with David Brenner, Jerry Seinfeld is also great at this.
James Lincoln says
somehistory,
Interestingly, this is the first time that I have ever heard the term “observational comedy”.
To me, it is the absolute funniest. “Ordinary everyday people” going about their “ordinary day” can 100% relate to this.
Along with David Brenner, Jerry Seinfeld is also great at this.
somehistory says
James, I had not heard or read the term before.
And yes, listening to the really funny guys, is like having one’s own day presented in humor.
Both David and Jerry….Jews. After years have gone by, I can still recall some of their jokes.
Orson Bean on Carson was also very funny, although I would not have thought of him as a comedian.
rick says
His real guilt is being a lousy comedian.
David M says
Jimmy was cool many years ago when he did The Man Show. That was good, then he sold out. I bet his leftist woke audience would be shocked if “Girls Jumping on Trampolines” started showing during his libtard show.
David M says
Jimmy was cool many years ago when he did The Man Show. That was good, then he sold out. I bet his leftist woke audience would be shocked if “Girls Jumping on Trampolines” started showing during his libtard show.
skeptiker says
Ich kenne diesen Kimmel nicht .Aber was ich so über sein Entertainment hier erfahre ist wohl mit dem Niveau eines Böhmermanns im Deutschen Fernsehen zu vergleichen. Ein Polit-Clown des “linken” Mainstreams.