But remember: the real problem is “Islamophobia.” “Car suicide bomb kills 16 in NW Pakistan,” from AFP, October 13 (thanks to S.B.): PESHAWAR (Oct 13, 2012): A suicide bomber on Saturday blew up a car at a crowded market in a northwestern Pakistani tribal town, killing at least 16 people and wounding 30 others, officials […]
Afghanistan: Jihad/martyrdom suicide bomber in police uniform murders 14
Maybe they patted him on the back, or put their feet up. “At least 14 killed in suicide attack on NATO patrol in Afghanistan,” from Reuters, October 1 (thanks to Ima): KABUL (Reuters) – A suicide bomber killed 14 people, including three NATO soldiers and four police, and wounded 37 in Afghanistan’s volatile eastern Khost […]
Nigeria: Jihad martyrdom suicide bomber injures three in church attack
Does he get any virgins if he doesn’t manage to murder any infidels? A question for the learned imams to ponder. “Nigeria: suicide bomber killed and 3 hurt in church attack,” from AGI, September 23 (thanks to C. Cantoni): (AGI) Kano – Another attack has targeted Christians in Nigeria’s Muslim north. A suicide bomber blew […]
Somalia: Muhammad movie maker murders six in restaurant — no, wait…
Actually, oddly enough, it was a jihad-martyrdom suicide bomber, claiming the promise of Paradise given in the Qur’an to those who “kill and are killed” for Allah (9:111). No doubt the jihad murderers were just fed up with all the “Islamophobia.” “Suicide bombers kill at least six in Somali capital,” from Reuters, September 20 (thanks […]
Afghanistan: Jihad martyrdom suicide bomber murders 13 in revenge for Muhammad movie
You see how much we need to criminalize criticism of Islam? If we did, Afghanistan would swiftly become indistinguishable from New Jersey. “Afghanistan Suicide Attack: Group Claims Revenge for Anti-Islamic Movie,” by Muhammad Lila for ABC News, September 18 (thanks to Mackie): In one of the most deadly insurgent attacks here this year, a suicide […]
Kenya: Two Muslims arrested for misunderstanding Islam, plotting jihad/martyrdom suicide attacks on churches
“These suspects wanted to use these arms to harm innocent Kenyans during Sunday church services.” Will the Islamophobia never end? “Two suspects arrested over planning suicide attacks in Nairobi,” from Agence France-Presse, September 14 (thanks to David): Nairobi: Police in the Kenyan capital on Friday said they have arrested two suspects who were allegedly planning […]
Afghanistan: Boy jihad/martyrdom suicide bomber murders children in attack on NATO headquarters
Will the virgins reject him for being underage? “Afghan: Boy suicide bomber kills children in attack on Kabul Nato headquarters,” by Ben Farmer in the Telegraph, September 8 (thanks to Anne Crockett): A boy suicide bomber killed at least six people when he blew himself up close to Nato’s headquarters in Kabul, police said. Several […]
Russia: Female jihad/martyrdom suicide bomber was actress, dancer before her conversion to Islam
And how her conversion to Islam improved her life! “‘Black Widow’ Bomber Was Actress, Dancer,” by Nikolaus von Twickel in the Moscow Times, August 31 (thanks to Wimpy): The female suicide bomber that killed prominent Dagestani cleric Said Atsayev earlier this week had been a theater actress and member of a breakdance troupe before joining […]
Afghanistan: Jihad/martyrdom suicide bombers murder 12 at U.S.-run military base
Here’s the latest on our fool’s errand in Afghanistan: “Twin suicide attack on NATO Afghan base kills 12,” by Sayed Rahmatullah Alizada for AFP, September 1 (thanks to David): Ten civilians and two police were killed and dozens more were wounded Saturday in a Taliban twin suicide attack targeting a US-run military base in central […]
Pakistan: Jihad/martyrdom suicide bomber murders five soldiers
Trying to attain Paradise, as promised in the Qur’an for those who “kill and are killed” for Allah (9:111). “Suicide bomber kills 5 soldiers in Pakistan,” by Nasir Habib for CNN, August 18 (thanks to Kenneth): Islamabad, Pakistan (CNN) — A suicide bomber in a car detonated his explosives near a checkpoint in Pakistan, killing […]