Jihadis stymied! Four-inch scissors! Travel-size toothpaste tubes! A brilliant Key & Peele parody video, highlighting the foolishness and wrongheadedness of TSA regulations (thanks to Benedict).
Jihadists plotted to blow up 5 passenger planes in Christmas “spectacular”
“The threat has been taken so seriously it came close to leading to an outright ban on all hand luggage….Mobile phones and electronic devices could still be banned from plane cabins, with the threat of a 9/11-style coordinated attack on London and other major cities feared imminent.” Airport security is always a step behind the […]
UK: 75-year-old man charged with “racially aggravated harassment” for saying “I’m not Muslim” at airport security check
“A security guard accused him of racism and called the police, saying he was upset by the remark.” Why is a shrinking violet like that working as a security guard? Apparently a well-crafted quip could reduce him to a blubbering pile of goo. But in any case, this ridiculous incident shows how far Britain is […]
Slain Islamic State fighter worked for Delta at Minneapolis Airport
KMSP-TV Of course he did, and no one there would have dared ask him about his loyalties, or investigate him in any way, because to have done so would have been “Islamophobic.” We can be grateful that he didn’t decide to wage jihad right there at the Minneapolis Airport, but our luck may not always […]
Missing jetliners raise fears of jihad suicide airliner attacks on 9/11
“There are a number of commercial airliners in Libya that are missing. We found out on September 11 what can happen with hijacked planes.” Here is yet another achievement of Obama’s fantasy-based foreign policy: he warmly endorsed the uprising against Gaddafi, and supplied the “rebels” with weapons. Now these jihadis have jetliners. “Missing Libyan Jetliners […]
Underwear jihad bomber failed because he “soiled” bomb briefs
Hundreds of people are alive today because this would-be jihad mass murderer was a slob. We may hope that the next one will not be as fastidious as Abdulmutallab was disgusting. In any case, note this: “British-educated Nigerian Abdulmutlallab [sic] stunned security experts by making it on board a flight wearing a bomb inside his […]
Canada: Muslim arrested after flight escorted back to Toronto — said on plane, “I just want to bomb Canada”
“I just want to bomb Canada,” said Ali Shahi. Of course, it probably has nothing to do with Islam, but is wholly and solely attributable to the illegal Zionist occupation of Toronto. “25-year-old passenger arrested after Sunwing flight escorted back to Toronto,” by Kendra Mangione, CTVNews.ca, July 25, 2014 (thanks to David): A 25-year-old Canadian […]
UK airports on alert over jihad plots involving surgically implanted bombs
“It is feared Islamist groups may be putting together a ‘non-metallic’ device, which could potentially be surgically-implanted inside a terrorist’s body and be almost invisible to current security checks.” Islamic jihad groups keep coming up with new innovations to foil airport security procedures. When will they be added to the 1001 Muslim Inventions exhibit? “Air […]
TSA check misses empty AK-47 clips in Yemeni man’s luggage
Also, “the Transportation Security Administration screeners then found that the two men were carrying above the $10,000 maximum in US currency. Alkhanshli had $12,000 and Ali had $14,000, sources said.” They were “able to explain why they had the money,” but did anyone ponder what a couple of Yemeni nationals with large sums of cash […]
Would-be assassin of Lars Hedegaard worked as security assistant in Copenhagen Airport
More about the Muslim who failed to shoot my friend Lars Hedegaard from a 1-meter distance and got beaten up by Lars before fleeing… We have to empty our pockets and travel without shampoo and shaving gel for “security reasons,” while bearded Muslims are hired to handle security… 1984, Kafka, I don’t know… It is […]